Stuff Niggas Like: The Introduction

I've always been a fan of the site Stuff White People Like . Even though most of my friends are white, SWPL has proven to be an invaluable reference guide for understanding my Caucasian counterparts. Where would I be without understanding the immense interest in camping or why my co workers insist on playing National Public Radio all the time. I am in debt to the author of this site because he has allowed me to seamlessly get my Uncle Tom on and blend right in with white society while causing the minimal amount of instinctual fear the color of my skin usually does. However, my true nature can not be shackled up forever. Deep down, I've got some nigga tendencies. Every time I drive through the ghetto on my way to pick up crack and guns, I feel myself struggling to remain in Wayne Brady mode as the call of my niggerishness is strong in the belly of the beast. While I've gotten adept at hiding my niggerishness, a lot of my other brethern have not. For this reason I've decided to start a series of post explaining Stuff Niggas Like so that white people aren't freaked out by some of the strange (and usually dangerous) things that we do. Stay tuned for future posts about the Stuff Niggas Like.